but that is what -- >> brian: laura, this is fantastic. congratulations on your book. >> thank you. >> brian: and gretchen, you can go ahead and try it. she's the foremost cheese expert in all the land. as we do that, there is the book. steve outside, i understand that you're about to show something that has not been seen -- >> steve: i'm inside now. and brian, earlier -- >> brian: you're inside. >> steve: no, i'm inside! i saw you had food, so i came inside. >> gretchen: i'll bring him this. >> steve: the reason i'm inside is this, earlier we told you the story -- thank you, brian -- we told you the story of how apparently some australian dj's made this prank call to the hospital where kate middleton, the duchess -- >> brian: michael christian. >> greg and michael christian are the d.j.'s at a sydney radio station. they pulled this prank and join us on the phone right now. >> gretchen: they coo? >> steve: yes. good morning, fellows. >> good morning. >> hello there. could i please speak to my granddaughter? >> yes. just a moment. >> thank